In a crowded high school bathroom, a student finally got a stall after a long wait. Their "stream" was so impressive in both volume and duration (lasting nearly two minutes) that the entire bathroom went silent to listen. When they stepped out, the other 15 guys waiting actually started clapping. The "Full Kool-Aid Man":
Twenty miles in, every ripple in the asphalt felt like a personal attack. Her husband, trying to be helpful, began listing nearby exits. "There's a dirt road? No, that's a cow path." Then came the words no driver wants to hear: "Just close your eyes and think about the desert." funny pee stories
Tom’s coworker texted him: "Nice water feature. Is that a new microphone?" In a crowded high school bathroom, a student
Despite the dignity we try to project, urine trouble (pun intended) more often than we’d like. Since potty humor is the oldest genre in the book—and still the most effective—we have gathered the funniest, most cringeworthy, and painfully relatable pee stories from the trenches of daily life. The "Full Kool-Aid Man": Twenty miles in, every
One regular commuter on a 24-mile bridge with no exits has become so notorious for "emergency stops" at the Wendy's located right before the bridge that the staff now knows them by name.
Most mammals, including humans, typically take about 20 to 21 seconds to urinate .