Given teal’s recent adoption as a queer‑inclusive colour, the phrase can be read as a declaration of fluid gender identity: “I am not bound by binary hues; I am as mutable as water, embodied by the bold counsel of Conrad.” This aligns with contemporary queer theory’s emphasis on performative fluidity (Butler, 1990).
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And then hand her a towel. She’ll probably just toss it aside and jump in again. I am as mutable as water